As a little girl climbed onto Santa`s lap, Santa asked the usual, "And what would you like for Christmas ?"
The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then gasped: "Didn`t you get my e-mail?"
Landing ProblemOnce Santa and Banta try to land an airplane in the States. They start descending and as they touch the ground Santa screams, the runway is ending...'. Banta swiftly gets the plane back up in the air... They make a big turn and start descending again. The moment they touch the ground, Santa screams again 'Get the plane up, the runaway is ending
Safe custodayOnce a divorce case was being settled in court and the Judge asked the little kid of the couple, 'Little boy, would you like to stay with your father!'The kid said, 'No he beats me everyday!'The judge asked him, 'So you want to stay with...
ReflectionsOnce Santa is traveling by train. On his way, he feels the urge to go to the bathroom. So he goes and opens the bathroom door, which happens to have a mirror in the front. The Santa thinks there is someone in there, quickly shuts the door and returns to his seat. 5 minutes later he goes again, only to find the same person there. An hour passes away, he has made 20 trips to the bathroom
The missing link ...Having lost his donkey, Santa got down to his knees and started thanking God. A passerby saw him and asked, 'Your donkey is missing; what are you thanking God for ?' Santa replied 'I am thanking Him for seeing
Deep thoughts!I ALWAYS wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific. HAVE you ever noticed ? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac. YOU have to stay in shape. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was...